从前...
圣女
-忙碌的一天 -谢谢 - Busy day. - Thank you.
做了她最爱的早餐 Made her favorite this morning.
应该会让她心情好起来 That should put her in a good mood.
别传播负能量 露露 Don't bring the negativity, Lulu.
我是乐观主义者 我是那种 I'm optimistic, I'm a glass-half-full
乐天派的小精灵 kind of elf.
早上好 凯茜小姐 Morning, Miss Cassie.
起床咯 Up and at 'em.
早起的鸟儿有虫吃 Early bird gets the worm.
走开 Go away.
对不起了 Sorry about this.
你爸爸是怎么评价 What has your father said about using magic
用魔法逃避责任的 to avoid your responsibilities?
就让我睡吧 现在是夏季 这是我应得的 Just let me sleep, it's summer, I've earned it.
绝对不行 老板明确交代了的 No can do, the boss gave strict instructions.
要遵循这个日程安排 There's an itinerary.
早起 完成 Early morning wake-up, check,
早餐 准备就绪 breakfast, on deck.
你有一场和纸杯蛋糕的会议要开 在收发室 You have a meeting with Cupcake in the mail room.
老板想让你了解公司的方方面面 The boss wants you to know every facet of the business,
从下至上 他每年会收到一百多万封信 bottom to top. He gets over a million letters a year.
-你知道吗 -真棒 - Did you know that? - Fascinating.
我不知道你是真这么想的 I can't tell if this is one of those times where you think it is
还是在说反话 or you say fascinating and you don't really think so.
好吧 一点也不棒 Okay, so, not fascinating.
收发室开完会后 你要和 Uh, after the mail room, you have a photo-op
北极年轻有为玩具制造精灵拍照 with the Young Aspiring Toy Makers of the North Pole.
非得去吗 他们都是一群呆瓜 Do I have to? They're just such nerds.
我还曾是他们一员呢 I was a member of the YATMOTNP.
-真想不到 -你那话真伤人 - Shocker. - That hurt my feelings.
看来终究我还没那么厚脸皮 Guess I'm not building that thick skin after all.
也许我等会会回去偷偷哭会儿 Probably going to cry about that later.
打起精神 佩普 Shake it off, Pep.
最后的最后 Finally...
今晚有一场牙仙子宴会 tonight's the Tooth Fairy Banquet,
所以呢 日程挺忙的 赶紧的吧 so, big day, let's get cracking.
我讨厌你 I hate you.
笑一笑 凯茜 Can I get a smile, Cassie?
好的 谢谢大家 凯茜小姐还有其他安排 Okay, thank you, Miss Cassie has another appointment.
凯茜 能给我签个名吗 Cassie, can I have your autograph?
来吧 Come here.
好了 走吧 All right, come on.
来了 Here we go.
视频游戏部门又要加班了吗 Video Game Department needs to go into overtime again.
不 我们越加班 No, the more we pay in overtime,
季度营业额就越少 不加班 the less we have in our quarterly earnings, no go.
工会不会满意的 The union isn't going to like that.
所以呢 又不是第一次 So what's new?
安排和工会代表吃顿午饭 Set up a lunch with the union rep.
-他叫什么来着 腌黄瓜吗 -小雀斑 先生 - What's his name? Pickles? - Freckles, sir.
-腌黄瓜是会计部门主管 -喔 随便吧 - Pickles is head of accounting. - Yeah, whatever.
听着 精灵需要 Listen, elves need to make toys
做尽可能多的玩具 as much as toys need to be made.
很有逻辑 先生 Solid logic, sir.
糖和香料部门 The Sugar and Spice Department
在制作拐杖糖方面 is having major problems
有个很大的问题 with the candy canes.
-看上去不太对劲 -好眼力 先生 今年全球薄荷短缺 - That doesn't look right. - Good eye, sir, worldwide peppermint shortage.
我不想再听到任何借口 Listen, I don't want any more excuses,
我只看结果 绵尾兔 I want results, Cottontail.
我是橡皮糖 先生 It's Gum Drop, sir.
记住了 首领 On it, Chief.
好的 我们稍后再谈 Right, we'll pick this up later.
好的 圣诞老人 我们回去工作吧 朋友们 You got it, SC. Let's get back to work, fellas.
你知道现在是夏季对吧 我本来应该去过暑假的 You do know it's summer, right? I'm supposed to be on vacation.
哈 休假 放下你这么多的职责 Ah, vacation, from your many responsibilities.
你真是遗传了你妈妈的幽默感 Well, you've inherited your mother's sense of humor,
但不幸的是 却没有遗传到你爸我的商业头脑 but unfortunately, not your father's business savvy,
而这两点在继承公司时都很重要 and both will be necessary when you take over the company.
这么急干嘛 What's the hurry?
难道你有什么别的更想做的事吗 Ooh, you have something you'd rather be doing?
不知道 认识新朋友 I don't know, meet new people.
转头看看 这里到处都是人 Look around, people everywhere.
是啊 都是精灵 Yeah, elves.
精灵也算是人吧 Elves are people too, kind of.
不 爸爸 世界这么大 我想去看看 No, Dad, Dad, I want to travel, see the world.
等你继承公司后 够你看的 You'll see the world plenty once you take over,
你会在一晚上走遍全世界 一年一次 you'll see it all in one night, once a year.
爸 我想自己去看 Dad, I want to find myself.
噢 这样啊 我来帮你理清 Oh. Oh, hey, hey, well, let me help you out.
你是卡珊德拉·克劳斯 There you are, you're Cassandra Claus,
你现在身处北极 在你爸爸的公司里 you're at the North Pole, you're in your father's workshop,
而这就是你该待的地方 and it's where you're meant to be,
那 今晚宴会见 so, I'll see you tonight at the banquet.
为牙仙子举办的 对吧 For the Tooth Fairy, huh?
噢 我知道 她有点古怪 Oh, I know, she's a bit eccentric.
古怪吗 她就是个笨蛋 Eccentric? She's a loon.
她是我们的盟友 She's an ally.
听着 所有这一切将来都会变成你的 Look, all of this is going to be yours someday,
你要给全世界的孩子 and you're going to bring such joy
带去欢乐 to the children of the world.
得了吧 Come on.
没有小孩喜欢我 Nobody wants me.
他们喜欢你 只要戴上那圈胡子 穿上那套红色套装 They want you, with the beard and the red suit.
他们想要的不是什么圣诞女孩 They don't want some Santa Girl.
只要你给出礼物 People tend to lower their expectations
人们总会降低期待 when you're handing out presents.
今晚见 I'll see you tonight.
别迟到了 Don't be late.
抓紧时间 Tick-tock.
凯茜小姐 你还没穿好衣服 Miss Cassie, you're not dressed.
你知道的 人们都说你动作很慢 You know, and people say you're slow.
你本来现在应该在接待... You were supposed to be at the reception...
人们说什么 What people say that?
放松 好吗 Just relax, okay?
我从不放松 I don't really do that.
这封信今早到的 You got this letter this morning.
我把这些收走 等我回来 I'll take this, and when I come back up,
你就穿好衣服准备好了 you'll be dressed and ready.
如果你非得这么想的话 那就随你 Yeah, if you need to believe that, absolutely.
好奇怪 这话并没有让我好受点 Oddly, that didn't make me feel better.
凯茜小姐 你没事吧 Miss Cassie, are you all right?
它到了 我不敢打开 你来开 It came. I can't open it, you do it.
-好吧 -不 还是我来吧 - Okay. - No, I'll do it.
也行 That's fine too.
不 你来 No, you.
这是真实世界里的一所大学寄来的 This is from a university, in the real world.
为什么一个大学... Why would a university...
哇哦 Oh, wow.
噢 天 好吧 好吧 Oh, oh, geez, okay, okay.
-“亲爱的克劳斯小姐” -你疯了吗 - "Dear Miss Claus--" - Are you crazy?
别读出来 你自己读完然后告诉我 Don't read it out loud, just read it to yourself and then tell me.
我没被录取 当然不会 I didn't get in. Of course not.
你成功了 凯茜小姐 你被录取了 You did, Miss Cassie, you got in.
-我进了吗-你进了 - I got in? - You got in.
我进了 噢 我进了 I got in? Oh, I got in!
真实世界 真实大学 A real university in the real world!
新地方 新人群 A new place with new people,
我要去学东西了 I'm going to learn everything!
我们一起 We're bonding!
你爸爸知道吗 Does your dad know?
噢 他知道了要杀了我的 Oh, he's going to kill me.
他来了 我们的圣诞老人 There he is, there's the guy.
很高兴您能过来 我是拉里 So glad you could make it, I'm Larry.
牙仙拉里 谨代表我的整个家族 Larry Tooth Fairy, and on behalf of my entire family,
欢迎你来到牙仙子王国 I'd like to welcome you to the Kingdom of Dentalia.
旅途怎样 你的麋鹿来了吗 So how was the trip? You reindeer in?
路途确实很漫长 圣诞 我能叫您圣诞吗 Great way to travel. Santa, can I call you Santa?
-不行 -克劳斯先生 - No. - Mr. Claus,
您是个商人 我很敬重您 you're a business man and I respect you,
我们就开门见山了 通货膨胀 so let's get down to brass fillings. Inflation,
牙齿以前只要25美分就能卖给我们 teeth used to go for a quarter,
现在孩子们却要价10 20美元 now kids want 10, 20 bucks,
这是什么情况啊 对吧 I mean, what are we talking about, am I right?
不知道 你在说什么 No idea, what are we talking about?
我在说联合 你有资金 I'm talking merger. See, you have the liquid cash,
我有一支长翅膀的大军 we have an army with wings.
我们帮你分发玩具 你赞助我们购牙现金 We help with toy distribution, you help with tooth cash.
呯 呯 呯 所有节日都搞定了 Bing, bang, boom, both holidays are locked in,
孩子们也开心了 生活得以继续了 kids are happy, life moves on.
我妈妈 牙仙子 My mother, the, uh, Tooth Fairy,
目前单身而且已经准备好和你联姻了 she's single and ready to mingle, with you.
我知道你妻子已经逝世 And I know your wife passed away...
我提起这件事是听说您家与杰克·弗罗斯特的合并 I only bring it up because of the Jack Frost merger.
似乎您愿意接受与权势大家的结合 Seems you're open to powerful families uniting.
我们家也很有权势 克劳斯先生 We also have a powerful family, Mr. Claus.
我现在要离你而去了 I'm going to walk away from you now,
是因为我不喜欢你 but it's only because I don't like you
和你说的任何话 or what you have to say.
所以您会考虑吗 So you'll think about it?
这些牙仙子简直是疯了 These tooth fairies are insane,
每个人 一大家子都是疯子 every single one of them, the whole family.
啊哦 你干什么了 Uh-oh, what did you do?
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
我就站在这里啊 I'm just standing here.
你脸上的那个表情 You're giving me the look.
我知道那是什么意思 I know the look.
好吧 我申请了一所大学 Okay, so I applied to college,
我被录取了 and I got in.
耶 Yay.
教育非常重要 Education is super important.
这是你说的 对吧 You say that, right?
这是你妈说的 不是我 Your mother said that, not me.
我不明白 I don't understand,
你为什么这么想离开北极 why would you want to leave the North Pole?
第一 这里的气候难以忍受 First of all, the climate is terrible,
第二 这里与世隔绝 there's total isolation,
第三 我没有任何朋友 好吗 and I don't have any friends, okay?
那些精灵们只知道对我百依百顺 And the elves just cater to my every whim and...
哇哦 听上去真惨呢 Well, how terrible for you.
我不想要这样 爸爸 I don't like it, Dad.
-我们安排好了 卡珊德拉 -我讨厌安排 - You know, we have a plan, Cassandra. - I hate the plan.
不 你要接管家族生意 No, you are going to apprentice in the family business,
这个圣诞 你要嫁给弗罗斯特家的儿子 and then this Christmas, you're going to marry the Frost boy.
我不想嫁给一个素未谋面之人 I don't want to marry someone I've never met.
弗罗斯特家和我们家 Well, the Frost family and ours
有着非常微妙的联盟关系 have a very delicate alliance,
你已经被许配给了小杰克 and you have been betrothed to Jack Junior
自打你三岁起 since you're three days old.
是啊 从那之后我也再没见过他 Yeah, and I haven't seen him since.
那告诉你一声 小姐 Well, for your information, young lady,
你妈和我的婚姻也是被安排的 your mother and my marriage was arranged.
她父亲是克里斯·克理高 Her father was Kris Kringle,
我父母经营着世界上唯一一个飞天驯鹿农场 my parents owned the only flying reindeer farm in the world.
我知道你和妈妈的故事 爸爸 I know the story of you and Mom, Dad,
但我只想要在我过上你为我安排的那种人生之前 but I just want some independence, some adventure,
有一点独立 来一点冒险 before I settle into the life that you chose for me.
这很不可理喻吗 Is that so crazy?
我的婚姻 My marriage,
是世界上最棒的... it was the best--
爸... Dad...
我们有个安排 卡珊德拉 We have a plan, Cassandra.
不管你同不同意 Whether you think so or not,
家族生意非常重要 family business is important,
-孩子们都指望着我们 -我知道 - children are counting on us. - I know.
而这场与杰克·弗罗斯特家族的联姻 And this merger with Jack Frost
能够保证圣诞节会永久继续下去 will ensure that Christmas will go on and on and on,
因此 你要嫁给弗罗斯特王国的继承人 and to that end, you will marry the heir to the Frost Kingdom,
明白吗 is that understood?
我知道 I got it.
好吧 那我觉得在国外学习一学期 Well, then I suppose a semester studying abroad
-应该无伤大雅 -真的吗 爸爸 - wouldn't hurt anything. - Daddy, really?
只要你答应这个圣诞会回到这里 So long as you come back this Christmas,
嫁给弗罗斯特家的小子 然后接管家族生意 you marry the Frost boy, and you take over the business.
并且不许抱怨 不许找借口 There's no complains, there's no belly-aching,
明白吗 成交吗 you understand? Is it a deal?
成交 Deal.
你妈妈会为你骄傲的 Your mother would've been so proud of you.
我真希望她能在场见证这一切 I just wish she was here to see this.
谢谢你 爸爸 太谢谢了 Thank you, Daddy, thank you so much!
我会后悔的 I'm going to regret this.
我一定会后悔的 I'm going to regret this.
♪我身怀大大的梦想♪ ¶ I've got a big dream ¶
♪肩负一个使命♪ ¶ I've got a mission ¶
你好呀 同学 很高兴见到你 Hello, college, nice to meet ya.
♪我身怀大大的梦想♪ ¶ I've got a big dream ¶
♪肩负一个使命♪ ¶ I've got a mission ¶
好的 这个好 好多了 Okay, this is better. Much better.
嗨 我是凯茜 Hi, I'm Cassie.
不行 这样穿还太早了 No, that's too eager.
好了 这样就穿对季节了 Okay, all right, um, I'm in the right season,
我看着像头企鹅 and I look like a pumpkin.
噢 好多环啊 不错 Ooh, more rings, nice.
嘿 你好呀 Hey, what's up?
想喝杯茶吗 同学 Would you like a cup of tea, college?
好的 凯茜 你行的 你行的 Okay, Cassie, you got this, you got this.
我觉得他们应该不会喜欢 I don't think they can take it.
不行 这样太怪了 Nope, that's super weird.
嗨 哇哦 这可不行 Hi. Whoa, nope.
精灵才这样打招呼 That's an elf greeting.
♪我身怀大大的梦想♪ ¶ I've got a big dream ¶
不行 Oh, no.
可以吗 Okay.
你可以的 凯茜 You got this, Cassie.
嗨 凯茜 Hi, I'm Cassie.
完美 Perfect.
什么 What?
杰克 冷静 Jack, calm down.
不 我们之前说好的 No, we have an agreement.
我们的孩子会结婚 商业帝国会合并 Our children will marry, our empires will merge.
凯茜去上学并不会改变以上任何一点 Cassie going away to school changes none of that.
再说了 你的儿子也已经在外上了几年学了 Besides, your son's been going away to school for years now.
男子寄宿学校 Ah, an all-boys boarding school,
没有聚会 没有舞会 也没有恶作剧 not a college with parties, and dances, and shenanigans.
万一她不肯回来了呢 啊 What happens if she refuses to come back, hmm?
我可不想把我家族的命运 I will not have my family's fortunes
寄托在一个想一出是一出的十几岁少女身上 resting on the whims of a flighty teenage girl.
我明白你的担忧 I hear your concerns.
我们的合并是必然的 Our merger is secure.
我女儿很理智 也很有责任心 My daughter is level-headed and responsible,
而且我准许她去上学 and she is going away to school.
所以这就是你的最终决定吗 That's your final decision?
是的 It is.
我会密切观察你的女儿的 I would keep a close eye on your daughter.
嗨 Hi.
精灵们 Elves.
帕普 Pup!
额 我是佩普 It's, uh, Pep.
-什么-你刚叫我帕普 - Hmm? What? - You called me Pup.
我要说您看上去精神极了 Might I say you're looking mighty sharp,
减了胡子 减了点肥 trimmed the whiskers, dropped some LBs.
我不是什么赶时髦的人 但不管您是做了什么 请继续哦 I'm no fashionista, but whatever you're doing, keep it up.
不吃糖 不吃碳水化合物 自律 这就是秘诀 No sugar, no carbs, discipline, that's the secret.
不吃糖 No sugar?
饼干也不吃吗 你最喜欢饼干了 Not even cookies? You love cookies.
不行 不行 我以前也是 Oh, no, no, that is the old me,
饼干再怎么好吃 也比不上健康重要 no cookie tastes as good as healthy feels.
不知道啊 饼干真的挺好吃的 I don't know, cookies taste pretty good.
听着 普普 So, look, Plip,
你已经做我女儿的私人精灵 you have been my daughter's personal elf
很长时间了 对吧 for a long time now, right?
我知道 她是有点难以相处 I know, she can be a little difficult.
等等 我才 Hold on, I just,
意识到您叫我来办公室了 I realized you called me into your office,
这是第一次 and you've never done that before.
额 不好意思 我刚不是故意的 Um, I'm sorry, whatever it is I did, I didn't mean to do it.
-你要炒了我吗 -不 不 不 - Are you going to fire me? - No, no, no, no, no.
-求您不要开除我 -噢 不是 不是 - Please don't fire me. - Oh, no, no, no.
我要个特别任务要交代给你 I have a special mission for you.
正式离开 距离圣诞节还有140天
卡珊德拉 走吧 Cassandra, let's go.
哇哦 这么多箱子啊 Oh, that's a lot of bags.
-都是必需品 -可不是嘛 - Just the essentials. - Yeah, right.
我为你准备了一个惊喜 Well, listen, I have a surprise for you,
来会会你的新室友 I want you to meet your new roommate.
-嗒哒 -等等 啥 - Ta-da. - Wait, what?
是的 她会成为你的贴身女仆 保镖 Yeah, she'll be your valet, your maid, your bodyguard,
什么都可以 whatever you need.
-保镖 -嗯哼 - Bodyguard? - Mm-hmm.
我虽然个子小 但身体结实 快如忍者 I'm small but wiry. Ninja-fast.
额 爸 我可以单独可以谈谈吗 Uh, Dad, can I talk to you for a second, privately?
当然 Oh, yes, sure.
什么情况 我才不要带一只精灵上学 What's the deal? I'm not taking an elf with me to college.
你之前从未独立生活过 You have never been on your own before,
我需要有人照看你 I need someone to keep an eye on you.
但她这么奇怪 But, she's so weird.
她是只精灵 She's an elf.
-比利·斯蒂文斯 -额 是的 - Billy Stevens? - Uh, yeah.
-调皮 -什么 - Naughty. - Huh?
查德·德弗兰科 Chad DeFranco.
淘气 Naughty.
别冲她笑 特雷弗 我知道你住在哪里 Don't smile at her, Trevor, I know where you live.
这些男生一个都不好 好男孩都上哪儿了 None of these boys are nice, where are the nice ones?
爸爸 Dad.
好小的床 It's so small.
这就是我们的房了吗 This whole thing is our room?
把箱子拿进来 Bring in the bags!
要让这些混球知道 我都记着在 These punks need to know, I am making a list.
我知道你觉得我保护过度 Look, I know you think I'm being overprotective,
也许你没错 但毕竟这是现实世界 maybe I am, but this is the real world,
跟家里不一样 this isn't like home.
你 你很特别 You're, you're special.
你是一位公主 You're a princess,
你还有一些人们不理解的 and you have these unique abilities,
独特的能力 and people don't understand them,
而当人们不理解 他们就会害怕 and what they don't understand, they fear.
你在说什么 What do you mean?
我是说 你是谁 I mean who you are,
从哪儿来 你爸爸是谁 where you're from, who your father is.
你知道 只是... You know, just...
别从任何烟囱滑下来 don't go zipping down any chimneys.
-好吧 那么怎么... -相信我好吗 - Well, then how am I supposed to-- - Would you just trust me?
如果你想融入大家 If you want to fit in,
那就不要... just don't...
让他们知道你很特别 let 'em know how special you are.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - Okay.
噢 Oh.
额 Um,
这些钱是在紧急情况下用的 it's for emergencies, only.
-我知道了 -嗯 - I got it. - Mm-hmm.
谢谢 Thank you.
我爱你 爸爸 I love you, Daddy.
我也爱你 I love you too.
-嘿 爸爸 -嗯 - Hey, Dad. - Yeah?
谢谢你让我来上学 Thank you for letting me do this.
这也是你妈妈的愿望 It's what your mother would've wanted.
-哇哦 -我喜欢我们的宿舍 - Whoa. - I love our dorm!
-什么情况 -我把它弄得像家一样啦 - What is going on in here? - I made it homey.
好吧 不行 不要搞得像圣诞一样 我就明说吧 Okay, no, no, no. No Christmas, let's get one thing straight,
你在这儿只是因为我爸 I don't want you here, my dad does.
噢 Oh.
好吧 真伤人 Okay. Ouch.
我只想过一段普通的大学生活 好吗 I just want a normal college experience, okay?
我可不想八月就挂上什么圣诞节装饰 I don't want Christmas decorations in August,
也不想要什么奇怪的帽子 尖头鞋子 I don't want weird hats, or pointy shoes,
或者你支在架子上搞什么恶作剧 or you propped up on a shelf causing mischief.
那不是我会做的 架子可承不住我的个头 That's not really my thing, I'm too big for most shelves.
不准有奇怪的精灵行为 No weird elf stuff.
-知道了 凯茜小姐 -叫我凯茜 好吧 - Got it, Miss Cassie. - Just Cassie, okay?
你不再是我的仆人了 你现在是我的妹妹 You're not my servant anymore, you're, um, my little sister now.
按精灵的年龄来算 我刚满139岁 所以严格来讲我是... In elf years, I just turned 139, so technically I--
你是我妹妹 行吧 You're my little sister, okay?
你现在只是一个平凡的人类女孩 You're just a regular human girl.
收到 凯茜 Copy that, Cassie.
问一下 Quick follow-up,
平凡人类女生都干什么 what do regular human girls do?
我们会弄明白的 We'll figure it out.
-好吧 -恩 - Okay. - Yeah.
好的 好的 Okay. Okay.
不好意思 我需要那个 Sorry, I needed that.
太精灵了吗 Too elfy?
额 有点吧 Ah, it's a little elfy.
看看这些真人 Look at all the real people.
没有魔法 各做各的事情 No magic, just doing their own thing,
想做什么做什么 whatever they want to do.
让我想起了我在北极大学的日子 It reminds me of my days at North Pole University.
我主修驯鹿心理学 I majored in reindeer psychology.
驯鹿都很复杂 Reindeer are complicated.
好吧 举止正常点 Okay, just act normal,
我可不想第一天就出丑 I don't want to look silly on my first day.
凯茜小姐 凯茜 姐姐 Miss Cassie? Cassie? Sis?
你没事吧 You okay?
是什么打到了我 What hit me?
一个跑偏的飞盘 An errant Frisbee.
对不起 我的错 风吹的 Sorry, my bad, the wind caught it.
-没事 -什么 - No problem. - What?
没事 No problem!
我能拉你起来吗 Can I give you a hand?
谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
哇哦 你真是我见过的最帅的男生 Wow, you're the prettiest boy I've ever seen.
多谢恭维 Well, thanks.
-我是JR -我叫凯茜·克劳斯 她是佩普 - I'm JR. - Oh, I'm Cassie Claus, and this is Pep.
-她妹妹 -克劳斯 - Her sister. - Claus?
圣诞老人那个克劳斯吗 Like, like Santa Claus?
-不是 -不是 - Nope. - Nuh-uh.
-不可能 -那样也太扯了 - No way! - That's crazy.
-太可笑了 -好吧 - That's ridiculous! - Okay.
没有任何关系 No relation.
你准备好上课了吗 You ready for classes to start?
啊 超级激动 Ah, super excited!
但不是奇怪的那种激动 But not in a weird way,
正常激动 和大家一样 in a totally normal way, like everybody else.
只不过我不知道大家有多激动 Except I don't know how that is.
这是我第一次离开家 This is my first time away from home.
信息量好大啊 That's a lot of information.
我完全没事 I'm, like, totally cool with it.
我现在要去书店了 I'm heading to the bookstore now.
噢 你说巧不巧 我也是 Oh, crazy coincidence, so am I.
我可以护送你去吗 May I escort you?
我喜欢他说话的方式 I like how he talks.
可以 那样就太好了 谢谢 Yeah, that would be great, thanks.
待的时间越长越开心 The more the merrier.
真可爱 Sweet.
你用的什么牌子香皂 What kind of soap do you use?
因为你闻着很香 Because you smell pretty.
额 佩普 我有点冷 我忘记拿外套了 Uh, Pep, I'm a little chilly, and I forgot my jacket,
你能回宿舍一趟帮我拿一下吗 do you mind going back and getting it for me?
没问题 姐姐 Sure thing, sis.
哇哦 她可真热情 Wow, she's enthusiastic.
都要把我整疯了 And she's driving me crazy.
趁她没回来之前我们赶紧离开这儿吧 Let's get out of here before she comes back.
这样很坏吗 Is that mean?
绝对坏啊 That's totally mean.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
我刚搬回州里来 I just moved back to the States,
之前在瑞士的寄宿学校学习 did some boarding school in Switzerland.
哇哦 好富有异国情调哦 Oh, wow, that's so exotic.
其实我更喜欢巴黎或者伦敦 You know, I prefer Paris, or London.
我哪儿也没去过 See, I've never been anywhere.
那至少你现在来这儿啦 Well, you're here now.
那倒是真的 Oh, that's true.
新地方 新人群 远离父母 New place, new people, no parents.
-你知道我刚想到什么吗 -嗯 - You know what I just realized? - Hmm?
你是我在这个大学的第一个朋友 You're my first friend here at college.
-哇哦 你也是 -看看我们 - Aw, you're mine too. - Well, look at us.
也许某天这为成为佳话 You know, this might make a great story some day.
好吧 这不可能 Okay, this isn't happening.
-我觉得你没搞懂 -那个价钱 - Come on, I don't think you understand. - That number, that's a price.
你给我那个价的美元 You give me that amount of dollars in American currency
就可以把这些书带回家 and you get to take the book home.
-不 不 不 -这样才行 - Yeah, no, no, no. - That's how it works.
我知道你说的什么意思 我懂 I get it, I hear what you're saying, I get that,
但我之前也说过了 如果卡不能用 but like I said, if the card isn't working,
那是因为助学金故障 好吗 it's a financial aid glitch, okay?
我只有这些钱 我申请了助学金 And that's all me, I'm on that,
但重点是 我需要这些书去上课 but there's that whole thing where I need books for classes,
如果我现在不买 它们就会被卖光 and if I don't take them now, they're going to get sold out,
然后我就没有书去上课了 and then there's that thing where I don't have books
这就是问题所在 for my classes, which is a problem.
我知道你能听见我说话 但说实话我不知道你听懂没 Okay, I feel like you can hear me, but I honestly can't tell.
498美元 $498.
-快点吧 兄弟 -不好意思 给我一点时间 -Come on, man. - Sorry, hey, sorry, just give me a second.
这样 我们都退一步 你把这些书留在收银台下面 Compromise, compromise, you keep the books under the counter,
我明天等助学金生效了再过来买 I come back tomorrow, when Financial Aid is open,
我有了书 你收了钱 双赢 you got the books, I got the money, win-win.
-不行 -嗨 你好 - Yeah, we don't do that. - Hi. Hello.
不好意思 我马上就好了 Hi, I'm sorry, I'm almost done.
你现在就可以走人 只要你有498美元 You're done now, unless you have $498.
如果我有钱 我就不会申请助学金了 If I had any money, I wouldn't be on financial aid.
-下一位 -额 我... - Next! - Um, would...
这些可以吗 Will that do it?
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
你认真的吗 Are you for real?
我是认真的啊 I am for real, yeah.
额 等等 等等 Uh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
好吧 哦 对 书 Okay, hi, uh, yeah, books.
额 谢谢你陪我来书店 Well, um, thanks for going to the bookstore with me.
别客气 No, my pleasure.
你忘记拿你的书了吗 Did you forget your books?
没 它们在我袋子里 Oh, no, they're in my bag.
所有课程的所有书籍 All your books for all your classes
都在那个小袋子里吗 are in that little bag?
其实 额 其实它意想不到的大 It's, uh, a deceptively big bag.
也许吧 I mean, I guess so.
期待下次见面 I'd like to see you again.
好啊 我们是朋友嘛 Well, sure, we're friends.
要是我不只是想做朋友呢 What if I want to be more than friends?
额 我... Well, I...
别害怕 我不是叫你嫁给我 Don't freak out, I'm not asking you to marry me,
只是 你知道的 约个会 just, you know, maybe a date.
考虑考虑 好吗 Think about it, okay?
回见 I'll see you around.
额 拜 Uh, bye!
你好啊 卡珊德拉 Hello, Cassandra.
你坐在那么黑的地方干什么 Why are you just sitting in the dark?
吓到我了 You scared me.
我给你拿了外套 I fetched your sweater for you.
噢 不好意思 我只是 忘记了 Oh, wow, I'm sorry, I just, I totally forgot.
你说你忘记了的时候还真是有趣 这么冷淡 It's funny how you'd forget, being so cold and all.
-佩普 我... -你抛弃了我 - Pep, I-- - You ditched me!
我找了你一整天 I looked for you all day!
我还以为我搞丢了圣诞老人的女儿 I thought I lost Santa Claus's daughter,
毁了圣诞 圣诞老人会杀了我的 ruined Christmas, and that Santa was going to kill me,
或者更糟 他会生我的气 把我拉进淘气精灵黑名单 and worse, be mad at me. And then I'd go on the naughty list,
一旦你上了那个名单 就很难销掉了 and once you're on that list, it's super hard to get off!
另外 Plus,
你伤害了我的感情 you hurt my feelings.
噢 佩普 对不起 真心的 Oh, Pep, I'm sorry, I really am.
不 你不用道歉 我只是一个奇怪的小精灵 No, you're not. I'm just some weirdo elf,
你都不希望我在这里 and you wish that I wasn't here.
不是这样的 That's not true.
好吧 不是这样的 Okay, that's not totally true.
我只是不想要一个仆人跟着 好吗 I just, I don't want a servant, okay?
我只想像正常人一样 而你... I want to be normal, and you're...
太关注于你了 All up in your business?
嗯 Yeah.
我是有点过 I can be a bit much.
我只是想帮忙 I'm just trying to help.
-我不需要帮忙 -但你爸... - I don't need your help. - But your dad--
他又不在这儿 这里只有我和你 He's not here, it's just you and me,
我不需要保姆 好吗 and I don't need a babysitter, okay?
好的 Okay.
我会给你空间自由绽放 I will give you room to blossom.
很好 Sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
好 这个问题过 Now that that's out of the way,
你和那个好看的男生怎么样了 what happened with you and the good-looking boy?
我们去了书店 Well, um, we went to the bookstore,
差不多在一起度过了一整天 and then we kind of spent the day together.
你和那个长着一头秀发的男生 You and the boy with the pretty hair
度过了一整天 spent all day together?
我有点纠结 因为一方面 这真是太棒了 I'm conflicted, because, A, holy cow, that's awesome,
但另一方面 你已经订婚了 but, B, you're engaged.
我不是故意的 我以为JR和我 I didn't mean to. I mean, I thought JR
只会成为朋友 and I were just becoming friends.
-你以为 -额 然后他跟我说 - You thought? - Well, then he told me that
他不只是想和我做朋友 he liked me more than friends.
好淘气哦 That's so naughty!
我知道 I know.
-那是真的 真的淘气 -噢 - That's actually, like, really naughty. - Oh.
上学第一天/距离圣诞还有135天
冷静 凯茜 你可以的 只要... Okay, Cassie, you can do it, just...
好吧 不理我 没事 Oh, no, nope, all right.
你可以的 你可以大方走出去 交些朋友 You can do it, you can go out there and make friends.
你可以的 Yes.
嗨 我想要一杯热巧克力 Hi. Can I get a hot chocolate
上面放迷你棉花糖和掼奶油 with mini marshmallows and whipped cream?
-没有棉花糖 -什么 - No marshmallows. - What?
我懂 不卖秘密棉花糖的咖啡店 I know, a coffee shop that doesn't sell tiny marshmallows,
真是不可理喻 这个世界怎么会变成这样 it's insane, what is the world coming to?
我们也不卖意大利食物 We also don't sell Italian food.
好吧 你们真的应该进一点 Well, you should really get some.
意大利食物 Italian food?
不是 棉花糖 No, no, no, the marshmallows,
-放在热巧克力上面 -巧克力 - for the hot chocolate. - Chocolate,
谢谢 知道了 很棒 thank you, got it, awesome.
我会把这个建议告诉上头的克雷格的 I'll go ahead and pass that to Greg at upper management,
他真的很喜欢听这些建议 he really loves suggestions like this.
咱们聊完了吗 Are we done here?
没 事实上 我有一个主意 No, actually, I have an idea.
哇哦 今天对你来说很重要是吗 Wow, it's a big day for you, huh?
是的 Yeah, it is.
嗨 大家好 我叫凯茜 我是新来的 Hi, everyone. I'm Cassie, and I'm new here,
我谁也不认识 但我想 and I don't really know anybody, but I'd love to
和大家做朋友 所以我请大家 be friends with you, and, um, so, I'm going to
一人一杯热巧克力 当做礼物 get you a hot chocolate, or whatever, uh, as a present.
上学第一天快乐 So, um, happy first day of school.
嘿 别这么做 今天就我一个人上班 Hey, don't do that, I'm the only one working today.
嗨 我要双份意式浓缩咖啡 谢谢 Hi, double shot of espresso, please.
-我要一杯抹茶拿铁 -中杯拿铁 - Can I get a mocha latte? - Medium Latte!
罗伯特·布雷默 Robert Bremmer?
卡珊德拉·克劳斯 Cassandra Claus?
♪分开令人心碎♪ ¶ Yeah, it hurts Being broken... ¶
卡珊德拉·克劳斯 Cassandra Claus?
克劳斯小姐 Miss Claus?
卡珊德拉·克劳斯没来吗 No Cassandra Claus.
到 Present!
啊 Aw!
♪微风吹来秘密♪ ¶ The winds blow secrets... ¶
不好意思 Sorry.
♪跟上♪ ¶ Keep ¶
嗨 我叫凯茜 Hi, I'm Cassie.
我叫凯茜 I'm Cassie!
这是什么玩具 What's that toy?
天 这是你的午饭吗 Oh, my god, is that your lunch?
你不喜欢纸杯蛋糕吗 Yeah, you don't like cupcakes?
♪心碎 有高潮就有低谷♪ ¶ Hearts break Highs need lows ¶
♪我们不必知道♪ ¶ No we don't know why... ¶
嗨 别动 Hey, hi. Hey, hi, don't move.
噢 那个没钱的男生 Oh, the boy with no money.
对 就是我 Yeah, that is who I am.
我一直在到处找你 I've been looking everywhere for you,
我还没告诉我你叫什么 you never told me your name.
我应该告诉你吗 Was I supposed to?
嗯 Yes.
好吧 我叫凯茜·克劳斯 Well, I'm Cassie Claus.
凯茜·克劳斯 我是山姆 Cassie Claus, hey, I'm Sam.
-嗨 -额 我只想跟你说声谢谢 - Hi. - Wow, uh, I just wanted to say thank you,
非常感谢 因为实在太疯狂了 谁会像你那样做 like, so much. That's crazy, who does that?
-谁会帮助一个陌生人 -因为正好我有钱 你没钱 - Who helps out a total stranger like that? - Well, I had it and you didn't,
大家都会这么做的吧 anyone else would have done the same.
不是 没有人会那么做 No, literally nobody would've done the same.
500块钱对你来说也许不多 Hey, $500 might not be a lot to you,
但对于我可以说是全世界 but it means the world to me,
我会还给你的 and I'm going to pay you back.
好的 你愿意还就还 Okay, if you'd like.
我愿意 非常愿意 I would like, I would like very much.
我正在努力争取 我发了七封长邮件 I'm working on it. I sent seven long emails,
在助学金办公室待了三个小时 and I spent three hours in the Financial Aid Office.
嘿 你见过这种玩意吗 Hey, have you seen one of these?
这是部电话 对吧 So it's a phone, right?
但你也可以用它发信息 But you can also send messages,
还可以问问题 就像魔法一样 and you can ask it questions, it's like magic.
我完全理解为什么人们会整天泡在这个上面 I totally get why people are on these things all the time.
你对手机 互联网完全不了解 You missed the whole cell phone, Internet thing,
你是在告诉我这个吗 is that what you're telling me right now?
嗯 对啊 我的家乡 人们都没有手机 Yeah. I mean, where I'm from, we just don't have that.
我爸爸还用卷轴和羊皮纸手写名单 My dad still writes lists with, like, scrolls and parchment.
你还真是有点奇怪 You're kind of weird, huh?
-这句话不怎么好听 -不是 不是 - Well, that's not very nice. - No, no,
如果我说我不喜欢奇怪的事物 那才叫不好听 it's only not nice if I'm saying I don't like weird,
但我碰巧觉得 but I happen to think there's a
这世界上就缺怪物 significant lack of weird in the world,
尤其是学校里 我就喜欢怪物 especially on this campus. I'm a fan.
凯茜 Cassie.
嘿 Hey.
你是... 额... You're, uh...
-那个没钱的男生 -对 - The guy with no money. - Right.
额 JR 这位是山姆 Uh, JR, this is Sam.
你好 对了 凯茜 What's up? So, Cassie,
今晚有个很棒的派对 there's an amazing party tonight,
我需要有个对象陪我去 and, well, I need a date.
我得走了 And I need to leave.
好吧 之后再联系 兄弟 All right, well, catch you later, bro.
好的 兄弟 Yeah, sure, bro.
-再见 凯茜 -再见 山姆 - Bye, Cassie. - Bye, Sam.
所以... So...
-11点来接你 -11点 晚上 - pick you up at 11? - 11? At night?
11点之后精彩的夜生活才刚开始呢 Well, nothing cool happens before 11, come on.
好吧 Okay.
但我去不了 But I can't.
我猜猜 男朋友在家等着吗 Let me guess, boyfriend back home, right?
我们只是朋友 凯茜 We're just friends, Cass.
你也想认识新的朋友 对吧 I mean, you want to meet new people, right?
知道哪里新朋友多吗 Know where there are lots of people?
-派对上 -派对 - Parties? - Parties.
你不能随时想进来就进来吧 You can't just come in here whenever you want.
哦 Oh?
不能吗 Can't I?
对不起 爸爸 I'm sorry, Father,
我没想到你会来 I wasn't expecting you.
你本该有消息随时通知我的 You were to keep me apprised.
学期才刚开始 Classes just started.
你觉得我在意这个吗 Do you think I care about that?
嗯 Hmm?
好成绩 系主任名单 Good grades, dean's list,
校园风云人物 哇哦 big man on campus, whoa.
你还记得我为什么送你来这儿吗 Do you even remember why I sent you here?
让凯茜·克劳斯爱上我 To make Cassie Claus fall in love with me.
我不在意她爱不爱你 I don't care if she loves you,
我只要她最后嫁给你就好 I only care that she marries you.
我们已经步入正轨了 We're on track.
是吗 Oh, really?
那这位是谁 Then who is this?
你还跟踪她 You're having her followed?
噢 这样冒犯到你了吗 Oh, does that offend your sensibilities?
他谁也不是 He's nobody.
我可以安排他离开这所学校 I can arrange to have him removed from the campus.
不用 我能搞定他 No, I can handle him.
真的 Really?
我不会让您失望的 I won't let you down.
说的我都信了 If only I was confident of that.
我得走了 Got to go.
去吧 去吧 Oh, by all means, go, go.
爸爸 你会经常来吗 Father, will you be visiting regularly?
我喜欢密切关注我的投资对象 I like to keep an eye on my investments.
听上去像场约会 It sounds like a date.
-不是 -他来接你 带你去派对 - It's not. - He's picking you up, taking you to a party,
你打扮地漂漂亮亮 you're getting all fancy.
我们只是朋友 好吗 We're just friends, okay?
那你闻着像甜甜的花儿一样只是巧合吗 And you smelling like flowers is just a coincidence?
佩普 Pep.
要是你爸发现了他会大发雷霆的 Your dad would have a reindeer if he found out.
-你没事吧 -没事 只是 - You okay? - Yeah, it's,
这是我来到现实世界参加的第一场派对 It's my first party in the real world.
我不知道我能否适应 I don't know if I would call college the real world.
不用紧张 There's nothing to be nervous about.
他们都是孩子 I mean, they're just kids,
跟你一样 just like you.
也不完全一样 Well, not exactly like me.
是吗 No.
也许是不一样 No, maybe not.
JR 我老家有这么一件事 JR, there's a situation back in my hometown,
而且这件事不会改变 and it's not changing.
我的意思是 不管你有多么可爱 多么迷人... I mean, no matter how cute and charming you might be--
噢 你觉得我可爱迷人 Oh, you think I'm cute and charming?
我说正经话呢 I'm trying to be serious.
不 我知道 你名花有主了 No, no, I get it, you're spoken for.
他真幸运 He's a lucky guy.
走吧 我们去融入他们吧 Hey, come on, let's go mingle.
问题是 我不知道怎么做 Yeah, I don't know how to do that.
跟着我就好了 孩子 Oh, just stick with me, kid.
走吧 Come on.
好 Okay.
我的天 我喜欢你的装扮 Oh, my god, I love your outfit.
-谢谢 -我的天 那天英语课 - Oh, thank you. - Oh, my gosh, I was sitting next to you
我就坐你旁边 我一直在想 in English comp the other day, and I was trying to figure out
这是不是就是你的自然发色 if that's your natural hair color.
-是的 -天呢 不是吧 - Yeah. - Oh, my god, it is not!
我想去主修戏剧或者气质学 I'm getting some, like, major theatre major vibes.
不行 这些太偏娱乐了 No, no, no, they're too fun,
我想去学一些更严谨的 比如科学 I'm thinking more like maybe science or something.
噢 比如一些赚不了什么钱的对吧 Oh, something that probably doesn't make a lot of money, right?
比如社会学和心理学 Like, like, sociology or psychology.
真是难得选 我无法决定 Undeclared, yeah, I can't decide,
-我只想 我想啥都学 -还没决定 我就知道 - I just, I want to learn everything. - Undeclared, I knew it.
你有一种怪诞的 古灵精怪的气质 You have kind of a whimsical, flaky vibe.
-噢 谢谢 -你是天蝎座的吗 - Oh, thank you so much. - Are you a Scorpio?
-我不知道那是什么 -等等 你要去宣誓吗 - I don't know what that is. - Wait, are you going to pledge?
老天鹅 她当然要去 你当然要去 Oh, my god, of course she is! Of course you are.
-好啊 -凯茜 凯茜 我要去拿喝的了 你要吗 - I guess, yeah. - Cass, Cass, I'm getting a drink, you want one?
额 好啊 谢谢 Uh, thank you, yeah, sure.
-等等 -你们俩是怎么认识的 -Wait. - So how do you two know each other?
-额 我... -你知道他的父母非常... 非常有权势吗 - Oh, well, I-- - Did you know that his parents are, like, super important?
对 我也听说了 但只听说是非常有钱 非常豪 Yeah, I heard that too, only I heard rich, super rich.
-有权不就有钱吗 -说得好 确实 - It's the same thing. - Good point, yeah, it is.
我们刚认识不久 所以我也不知道... We just met, so I don't really know--
你知道他是权贵家族公子哥儿吧 You know he comes from money, right?
那些老权贵 你可以从他的打扮上看出来 Like, old money. You can tell by the way he dresses.
你看过他的车吗 And I mean, have you seen his car?
-没有 -他住在西校区的别墅里 - No. - He lives on the West Campus condos.
-哇哦 -哇哦 - Wow. - Wow.
很夸张吧 I know, right?
凯茜 给你 Cassie, here you go.
谢谢 Thanks so much.
所以 你们在讲什么 So, what did I miss?
凯茜不知道你家很有钱 Cassie didn't know you were rich.
我的天 你逗我吗 Oh, my god, are you kidding me?
瞧瞧这是谁 What do you know?
凯茜·克劳斯看上去十分心烦 It's Cassie Claus looking distraught.
山姆 你在这儿干什么 Sam, what are you doing here?
跟踪你啊 不是 我开玩笑的 I'm stalking you. No, I'm just kidding,
我刚从图书馆抄近路回来 我听到了音乐声 it's a shortcut from the library, and I heard the music,
我还以为我会伤感地站在派对外 I thought I'd stand outside the party sad.
不说我了 你怎么了 你没事吧 Never mind, what's going on with you? Are you okay?
你知道伏特加是什么吗 Do you know what vodka is?
嗯 我应该听说过 Yes, I think I've heard of it.
所以你知道它味道很恶心吧 Yeah, okay, so you know it tastes nasty, right?
-嗯 -JR给我倒了一杯 - Sure. - Okay, JR poured me a cup of it,
我喝了一大口 因为我还以为那是苏打水 然后... and I took a big gulp, 'cause I thought it was soda, and...
我现在觉得我好蠢 now I feel like a total idiot.
为什么 因为你不喜欢伏特加 Why? Because you don't like vodka?
不是 因为我喷到了另一个女孩身上 No. 'Cause I spit it on a girl.
-噢 惨了 -是啊 我现在只想死 - Oh, yikes. - Yeah, and now I just want to die.
-这反应很正常 -嗯 - Reasonable reaction. - Mm-hmm.
你在大学社会等级中的地位不保 Your standing in the college social hierarchy is threatened.
要我说 也许你该直接退学 Yeah, you should probably just quit school.
或者 你也可以离开派对 Or, you could blow off this party
和我一起去耍 我也不知道 and you come hang out with me. I don't know,
随你怎么选 但我支持第二种 我们出去玩 either one, but I'd go with option B, we can hang out.
嘿 我安慰好了布丽安娜 Hey, I talked Brianna down.
-又是你 -嗯 我总是在不受待见的时候出现 -You again? - Yeah, like a bad penny.
-这是私人派对好吗 兄弟 -嗯 - Private party, dude, okay? - Yeah.
那我走了 Yeah, I'm going.
不过额 我朋友还在这 This is, uh, my friend here though,
所以不要给她喝的下料 so maybe don't spike her drink.
这个社会反对那些玩意儿 知道吧 Society frowns on that stuff, you know?
我也是 So do I.
-好的 -那好 - Okay. - Mkay.
再见 凯茜 Bye, Cassie.
是这样的 我说我去帮你拿喝的的时候 Look, when I said I was getting you a drink...
-我还以为你知道我什么意思 -我... - well, I thought you understood that I meant-- - Well, I--
这一切对我来说都是陌生的 我... Look, it's all new to me, I...
你想回里面去吗 You want to go back inside?
嗯 Yeah.
走吧 Come on.
-晚上好 -噢 - Good evening. - Oh.
老兄 你吓我我了 Hey, man, you scared me there,
突然从灌木丛里冒出来 你看到了吗 in the bushes, but, did you see that?
好像是雪 这是八月诶 I think that was snow, it's August.
看着我 山姆 Look at me, Sam.
你怎么知道我的名字 How do you know my name?
我知道的多了去了 I know a lot of things.
我知道你迟交了学费 I know that you're late in paying your college tuition,
正在申请最低工资 you're working minimum wage,
我还知道你是凯茜·克劳斯的朋友 I also know you're friends with Cassie Claus,
我可以给你一份工作 and I would like to offer you a job.
好吧 那我要坚定的拒绝 Okay, I'm going to go with a resounding no,
因为你吓到我了 老兄 'cause you are freaking me out, dude.
我是从外地来的 I'm from out of town.
看得出来 No kidding.
你朋友凯茜的爸爸很担心她 山姆 Your friend Cassie's father is worried about her, Sam.
她一直在保护下长大 从未一个人生活过 She's led a sheltered life, never been out on her own.
我很乐意告诉他爸爸 I would like to tell her father that a nice young man
有个年轻小伙子 在帮忙照看他的女儿 is keeping an eye on her.
这就是你的工作邀请吗 That's the job offer?
你想让我去照看凯茜吗 You want to pay me to watch out for Cassie?
还要向我实时汇报 And to keep me updated.
我才不要监视她 I mean, I'm not going to spy on her.
做她朋友就好 山姆 Just be her friend, Sam, that's all.
我现在可以预付给你 额 Now I can put you on retainer for, uh,
500美元怎么样 oh, let's say $500?
今晚过得很开心 I had a great time tonight.
嗯 是很好玩 Yeah, it was super fun,
除了那件事有点尴尬 other than the whole me embarrassing myself bit.
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no,
那是我的错 好吗 that was my fault, okay?
-非常抱歉 -你已经道过歉了 - And I'm sorry. - Yeah, you already said that.
没事的 And it's still okay.
你知道吗 今晚能待在你身边 我很... You know, just getting to be near you tonight, it was...
你们好呀 去参加派对了的 Hi there, party people!
那里是不是吵翻天了 Did you raise the roof?
我很累 现在很晚了 You know, I'm beat, it's getting pretty late, right?
你现在应该上床睡觉了 姐姐 And you should go to bed, sis.
马上 In a minute.
一边去 Go away.
抱歉 Sorry about that.
额 Um,
晚安 JR goodnight, JR.
晚安 凯茜 Goodnight, Cassie.
噢 谢谢 Oh, hey, thanks.
等等 可以给我加一些掼奶油吗 Wait, could I get some, um, whipped cream?
好啊 你是不是还要在上面加些糖屑 Yeah, and do you want some sprinkles and, like,
和一颗樱桃啊 a cherry on top too?
那样的话就太好了 That would be so nice.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
你真的很喜欢吃甜品啊 You really like sweets, huh?
是的 在我老家 大家都吃甜品 Oh, yeah, where I'm from, everybody eats sweets,
但我已经真的很努力减少了 but I'm really trying to cut back.
现在我只在我紧张的时候吃 Now I only eat sweets when I'm stressed,
或者庆祝什么 或者无聊 or celebrating, or bored.
现在 我很紧张 所以... Right now, I'm stressed, so...
安排挺好的 你为什么紧张 It's a good system, why the stress?
噢 因为这个 Oh, this.
-我讨厌死它了 -是啊 吃蛋糕会有帮助的 - I hate it. - Yeah, well, cake will help.
-画风突转 -嗯 - Subject change. - Yeah?
我早早地为你准备了圣诞礼物 I have an early Christmas present for you.
但还有102天才到圣诞啊 But it's 102 days until Christmas.
你还知道这个 真是奇怪 It's very weird that you know that.
-哇 钱 -上次欠你的钱 - Hey, money. - It's everything that I owe you,
另加2块钱利息 因为我是个大方的人 plus $2 interest, 'cause I'm a generous guy.
助学金申请成功了吗 Did financial aid come in?
差不多的吧 Something like that.
-再次感谢 -不用客气 - Thanks again. - You're welcome again.
嘿 告诉你一个有趣的事 Hey, fun fact,
除了我那些显而易见的天赋 in addition to my many obvious gifts,
我还是一个微积分奇才 I'm also a calculus whiz.
真的吗 Really?
你在怀疑我 You doubt me?
好吧 你看上去像是会假装微积分很好 Okay, well, you seem like you would pretend to be good at calculus
然后真实目的是为了和我一起玩 just so you could hang out with me.
噢 你还真是谦虚呢 Oh, that is so modest of you,
但你说的没错 but I would do that.
不过既然这样... In this case, however...
数学天才 Math genius?
正是 Exactly.
-走吧 -等等 我们要去哪儿吗 - Come on. - Wait, we're leaving?
是的 我们要走了 换地方 Yep, we're leaving, change of locale.
-但是 我的蛋糕 -别管了 克劳斯 我可是在教你数学 - But there's cake. - Come on, Claus, I'm teaching math.
等等 先让我吃几口糖霜 Hold on, let me just get some frosting fuel.
等等 Hold on.
好了 我来了 Okay, I'm coming.
♪做你想做的事♪ ¶ Do the things you do ¶
对 现在我们只需要用一阶导数 Yeah, okay, so we just need to use the first derivative
来求二次函数的方程 to find the equation of the quadratic function.
好吧 你说的太高深了我跟不上 Okay, you just sounded really smart just then,
-你是数学专业的吗 -额 法学预科专业的 - are you a math major? - Uh, pre-law.
哇哦 我都不知道 Wow, I didn't know that.
你对我啥也不了解 Well, you don't know anything about me.
我对你了解更少 And I know even less about you.
你差不多是我见过的最难以捉摸的人 You're, like, the most elusive person I've ever met.
才不是这样 That's not true at all.
好吧 你是打哪儿来的 Okay, where are you from?
我是从... I'm from...
北边来的 North.
很北边 Up north.
你听 谁会这样回答 See? Who says that?
谁会这么说 你就是个谜 Who says that? You're like an enigma.
来吧 我们认真点 Come on, let's get down to it.
我们轮流问问题 你问我一个 We'll go one for one, you ask me a question,
我问你一个 我们必须回答 成交 I ask you a question, we have to answer, deal?
不行 这对我来说太复杂了 No, okay, this is complicated for me.
咯 咯 咯 咯 咯 咯 Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.
你是在学鸡叫吗 Are you really making chicken noises?
我是在学烦人的鸡叫 咯 咯 咯 咯 咯 咯 I make a mean chicken noise. Bock, bock, bock, bock, bock.
好吧 好吧 All right, okay, fine, fine, okay,
我接受 但得我先问问题 I, I will do it, but I get to ask the first question.
好吗 Okay?
好 那你为什么想当律师 Okay, um, why do you want to be a lawyer?
职业问题 真是大胆刺激 An occupational question, very bold and exciting.
好吧 我爸爸有很多律师 All right, well, my dad has a lot of lawyers,
他们似乎总是很焦虑 and they always seem anxious.
好吧 我已经开始焦虑了 所以我想为什么不去当律师呢 Okay, well, I'm anxious already, so I figured why not?
你没有回答我的问题 You're not answering the question.
好吧 真是扫兴 额 All right, so, buzzkill, um,
我的父母 他们在我很小的时候抛弃了我 my parents, uh, they sort of ditched me when I was little,
我在寄养家庭的时候 and, uh, uh, I was in foster care.
我惹上了... And I got in,
我惹上了麻烦 跟你一样 I got in trouble, as you do,
然后当时有个女律师帮助了我 and there was this, uh, this lawyer woman who helped me.
她不是因为钱 Not 'cause she needed to or for money,
她只想帮我 just she wanted to, I guess.
为了公益 Pro-bono.
感觉你长大很不容易 Sounds like a hard way to grow up.
是的 所以这也是我想要做的 Yeah, and that's what I want to do.
我想帮助无依无靠的孩子们 I want to help little kids who don't have anybody.
到我了 My turn.
你刚说你爸爸有很多律师 You said your dad has a lot of lawyers,
所以我猜你们家很有钱 对吧 so, I'm guessing your family's loaded, huh?
噢 我爸... 我妈在我很小的时候就去世了 Oh, Dad is, um, Mom died when I was little.
对不起 Hey, I'm sorry.
你从未说过关于你妈的事 Never said anything about your mom.
你也没说你的寄养家庭啊 所以... Well, you never said anything about foster homes, so...
我们扯平了 Fair enough.
所以只有你们父女两相依为命 So just the two of you then, you and your dad?
不是 三个 我 我爸 还有他的事业 No, there's three of us, me, my dad, and his business.
他爱事业胜过爱我 He likes the business more than me.
其实一开始不是这样的 It wasn't always like that,
他... 他也曾 he, um, he used to be...
十分欢快 jolly.
失去挚爱可以改变一个人 Losing someone can change a person.
-额 好吧 我还有课要上 所以... -好 我也要工作了 - Uh, well, I have class, so-- - Yeah, I've got work.
-明天这个点再约 -这个点 - Same time tomorrow? - Same time?
明天同一时间 同一露台 同一浪漫的蓄水池 Same time, tomorrow, gazebo, romantic body of water,
还有微积分 因为我要指导你微积分 and calculus, 'cause I'm going to tutor you,
你会用的上 'cause you need it.
-指导我 -同时不自觉地追求你 - Tutor me? - And woo you, simultaneously.
那我跟你说吧 我不接受追求 I told you, I'm unwooable.
不对 所有人都可以被追求 Mm-mm, everyone's wooable.
你就等着瞧吧 我一定会把你累垮的 克劳斯 Yeah, you just wait and see, I'm going to wear you down, Claus.
有一天你会看着你的指导书 You're just going to look up from your textbook
然后说 one day and just go,
”我真是喜欢上山姆了 他太迷人了“ "Hey, I'm totally crushing on Sam, he's so dreamy."
是吗 我觉得不会的 Oh, yeah, I don't think that's going to happen.
是吗 那就等着瞧吧 Yeah, we'll see.
-我觉得我们不应该来这里 -这不是 这不是 - Look, I’ don't think we should be down here. - This isn't it, this isn't it.
有人吗 有人吗 Hello? Hello?
有人知道数学区在哪里吗 Does anyone know where the math is?
有人吗 Is anyone out there?
罗伯特·布雷默 Robert Bremmer?
卡珊德拉·克劳斯 Cassandra Claus?
♪我们可以躺下 每个人...♪ ¶ We can lie down And everyone... ¶
克劳斯小姐 Miss Claus?
到 Present.
♪我们走地太远 就重新开始吧♪ ¶ We're too far Just to hit the restart ¶
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunlight ¶
♪就像地球一样 从未改变她的想法♪ ¶ Like the Earth Never changed her mind ¶
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunshine ¶
♪让它在最黑暗的时刻熊熊燃烧♪ ¶ Let it burn Through the darkest times ¶
♪让它穿过天花板♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn Through the ceiling ¶
♪让它穿过死寂的夜晚♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn Through the dead of night ¶
♪让它燃烧♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn ¶
♪直到破晓♪ ¶ Till the dark Never sees the light ¶
♪我看到日出 它改变了我的心♪ ¶ I see the sunrise And it's changing my heart ¶
♪我们走了很远只为看那日出 太过艰难♪ ¶ We took it far Just to see, it's too hard ¶
-问你个问题 -嗯 - Question. - Mm-hmm?
你和那个学生会的男的什么关系 What's the deal with you and frat boy?
JR和我只是朋友 JR and I are just friends.
很好 所以你想和我交往吗 Great, so you want to go out with me?
你问了两个问题 That's two questions.
这是一个问题 只是我断句断错了 I mean, it's one question, I just phrased it wrong.
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
不过你能留着它 You can't keep that though,
它是我最棒的所有物了 it's, like, the best thing I own.
要是我喜欢呢 Well, what if I like it?
好吧 那你可以留着它 All right, maybe you can keep it.
那我就要了 I'm going to keep it.
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunlight ¶
♪就像地球一样 从未改变她的想法♪ ¶ Like the Earth Never changed her mind ¶
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunlight ¶
♪让它穿过黑暗♪ ¶ Let it burn Through the dark ¶
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunlight ¶
♪就像地球一样 从未改变她的想法♪ ¶ Like the Earth Never changed her mind ¶
♪我想要感受那阳光♪ ¶ I need to feel the sunlight ¶
♪让它在最黑暗的时刻熊熊燃烧♪ ¶ Let it burn Through the darkest times ¶
♪让它穿过天花板♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn Through the ceiling ¶
♪让它穿过死寂的夜晚♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn Through the dead of night ¶
♪让它燃烧♪ ¶ Oh, let it burn ¶
♪直到破晓♪ ¶ Till the dark Never sees the light ¶
♪哦 哦 哦♪ ¶ Oh, oh, oh ¶
我们把球拿回来吧 我想看你再做一遍 Let's get the ball back, I just, I want to see you make that again.
山姆 山姆 我成功了 Sam, Sam, I did it!
-期中考 -A减 - The midterm? - A-minus.
真棒 Yes!
真好 Cool.
很好 那我的任务就完成了 That's, that's great, my work here is done.
等等 你去哪儿 Wait, where are you going?
你的训练 Well, your training
已经完成了 小学徒 is complete, young Padawan.
你不想喝杯热巧克力庆祝一下吗 Do you want to get a hot chocolate to celebrate?
-我买单 -我可以自己买单 谢谢 - I'm buying. - I can buy my own hot chocolate, thanks.
我不是那个意思 That's not what I meant.
你知道我也是个人 对吧 You know I'm, like, a person, right,
有感觉有想法 with, uh, feelings and stuff?
-山姆 怎么了 -没怎么 - Sam, what's wrong? - Nothing.
好吧 哪哪儿都不对劲 哪哪儿都不好 No, okay, lots, lots is wrong, lots is wrong.
我喜欢你 I like you.
我喜欢你 你明知道这一点 I like you, and you know that.
而你喜欢他 And you like him.
谁 Him who?
哦 JR 他和我只是朋友 就像你和我一样 Oh, JR? He and I are just friends, like you and me.
不 我们不一样 我们之间的友谊很棒 No, we are different. This thing, this is great.
和你与那位肯尼娃娃的友谊没法比 It's not at all comparable to you and the Ken doll.
我不喜欢他 I'm not into him.
那我呢 So what about me?
我不能喜欢你 I can't.
我... I'm not...
不能接受表白 Available.
你说过 You mentioned that.
为什么呢 为什么 Why? Why? Why?
这就是我今天的问题 你为什么不能接受追求 That's my question for today, why aren't you available?
那位神秘的男生是谁 Who's the mystery man?
再见 凯茜 See you around, Cassie.
我和我从未见过的一个男生订婚了 I'm engaged to someone I never met, okay?
什么 What?
安排的婚姻吗 Like an arranged marriage?
是的 为了家族生意 Yes, to merge the family businesses.
哇哦 Wow.
好吧 这我真没想到 Okay, I didn't expect that.
还有这个吻 Or that.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我不知道我为什么亲你 我就想亲 I don't know why I did that, I just did it.
我从没接过吻 所以... I've never been kissed before, so...
现在还是没有 And still haven't.
现在你有了 Now you've been kissed.
你到底从哪儿来 凯茜·克劳斯 Where'd you come from, Cassie Claus?
北极 The North Pole.
我想要你告诉我真相 告诉我所有 I want to tell you the truth, I want to tell you everything,
但我不能告诉你 but I'm not supposed to.
为什么 What is it?
你可以相信我 You can trust me.
好吧 额... Okay, um...
圣诞老人是我爸爸 我们生活在北极 Santa Claus is my dad, uh, we live in the North Pole,
他给全世界听话的 and he makes toys and gives them to all the nice boys
孩子们发放玩具 and girls across the world.
说话呀 Say something.
你为什么这个节骨眼还有开玩笑 Why are you trying to be funny right now?
没开玩笑 这是真的 I'm not, that's the truth.
圣诞老人是你爸 Santa's your dad?
胖嘟嘟的 穿着红衣的圣诞老人 Ho ho ho, fat guy in a red suit Santa?
是的 不过他根本不是这样的 Yeah, except that's not him at all.
他从来不穿红色套装 I mean, he never wears the red suit,
他一直节食减肥 he diets all the time,
而且我妈过世后他就再也没笑过 and he hasn't laughed since my mother died.
驯鹿 精灵 Reindeer? Elves?
是的 驯鹿和精灵 我有一大堆 Yes, reindeer and elves, we've got a lot of 'em.
事实上 额... Actually, um,
佩普 我的妹妹 Pep, my sister...
不是我妹妹 not really my sister.
精灵吗 Elf?
-对 -好吧 -所以现在是什么情况 - Exactly. - Okay, what is going on?
-我向你表白 我们接吻 -两次 - I tell you I like you, we kiss. - Twice.
对 然后你就对我说这些奇怪的话 Yeah, and then you go full weirdo on me?
圣诞老人是你爸 你妹是精灵 Santa's your dad, your sister's an elf.
如果你不喜欢我 你可以直接告诉我 凯茜 If you don't like me, you can just tell me, Cassie,
你不必编些瞎话 you don't have to make stuff up.
不 我从不瞎编 No, I would never do that--
好吧 Okay.
好吧 额 那... Okay, um, hey...
我没... I don't...
再见 凯茜 See you around, Cassie.
什么... What the--
弗罗斯特先生 Mr. Frost?
嘿 弗罗斯特先生 Hey, Mr. Frost?
是我 佩普 It's me, Pep.
我们在圣诞老人的办公室见过 We met at Santa Claus's office.
额 你还瞪了我一眼 Um, you glared at me!
山姆 Sam?
这样不好 兄弟 这样不好 Not cool, man, not cool!
我现在没空参与你那些破事 好吗 You, I'm not in the mood for your freaky stuff, okay?
我今天已经过得够惨了 I've had a rough day.
你没什么要向我汇报的吗 What do you have to report?
额 我只想说我今天被扎心了 好吗 Um, uh, I have to report that I had a little heart attack, okay?
也不是很严重 但心电图可以检测出来 Not a big one, but an EKG would confirm it.
你还要怎样 凯茜已经考过了及集中测试 What do you want? Man, Cassie aced her calculus midterm,
还要怎样 how's that?
告诉她爸爸她过得很好 Tell her dad she's fine.
恐怕你的保证远远不够 I'm afraid your assurances are not enough.
除非你想让克劳斯小姐知道 Unless, of course, you would like Miss Claus to become aware
那笔钱是转手来的吗 of the money that has changed hands?
你是在威胁我吗 Whoa, you're threatening me?
我一直在照看她 我什么也没做错 I've been watching out for her, man. I haven't done anything wrong.
真不知道她听到之后会怎么想呢 I doubt she would see it that way.
她一直在和一个漂亮男孩一起玩 She's been hanging out with some preppy guy.
说他们只是朋友 Says they're just friends, um,
他还说她额... she also said she's in some sort of, like,
像以前那样被家里人安排订婚了还是怎么 old-school arranged marriage or something,
但我十分确定她也是编的 but I'm pretty sure she's making that up too.
继续说 详细说 No, go on, elaborate.
她说她爸爸是圣诞老人 凯茜·克劳斯 真搞笑对吧 She said her dad is Santa Claus. Cassie Claus, funny, right?
还说她是从北极来的 和一只精灵一起 Said she's from the North Pole, is traveling with an elf.
但你不相信她 对吧 But you don't believe her, do you?
我又不是什么三岁小孩 I'm not six years old, dude.
这所大学任何一个人 And no one else in this university
都不会相信她的 would believe her either.
他们或许还会觉得她疯了 They may think she's mad.
好吧 无意冒犯 兄弟 Okay, um, no offense, man,
但你的社交技巧真是绝世之烂 but your social skills are, like, off-the-charts terrible.
多和人们打打交道 Spend more time with people,
你听说过梦幻足球吗 have you heard of fantasy football?
我要是她 我真是宁愿死 That's her, I would die.
她看上去挺正常的啊 She doesn't look crazy.
我脸上有什么东西吗 Do I have something on my face?
我知道 I know.
噢 瞧瞧是谁来了 Ooh, look who it is.
你们见过我妹妹佩普吗 Have you guys met my sister, Pep?
我的天呢 她长的还真像那啥 Oh em gee, she actually looks like one.
-啥 -她长着这对耳朵怎么去公众场合啊 -One what? - How does she go in public with those ears?
佩普 没事的 Pep, come on.
那烦人的声音 我听起来是蛮像那啥的 That annoying little voice, she sure sounds like one to me.
你们说的可是我妹妹 That's my sister you're talking about.
你妹妹是个怪胎 你也是 Well, your sister's a freak, and so are you!
没事 凯茜 我们走吧 It's okay, Cassie, let's go.
怎么回事 What's going on?
我也不知道 I don't know.
凯茜 Cassie.
-你看到了吗 -看到什么 - Have you seen it? - Seen what?
你那位书店的朋友 Well, your buddy from the bookstore,
-在捉弄你 -这是什么 - he's making a fool of you. - What's this?
圣诞老人是我爸 小心我让你上淘气名单
我的天 Oh, my god!
它们被发到学校官网上 现在哪儿都是了 They popped up on the school site, now they're everywhere.
太坏了 This is so mean.
这和我一点不像 我们不长这样 This doesn't look like me. We don't look like this.
这是扭曲事实 This is a misrepresentation!
精灵都是小说里的虚构人物 就算是真的 Elves are fictional characters, but if they were real,
也比这些丑照里的好看多了 they'd be way more attractive than these stupid photos!
我不懂 他为什么要这么做 I don't understand, I mean, why would he do this?
你们吵架了吗 Well, did you two fight?
他只是嫉妒我们俩的友谊 但是... He was jealous of our friendship, but--
原来如此 Well, there you go.
他这就是在报复 This is him getting even.
他看上去是个好人 Just, he seemed so nice.
有时候 人们表里不一 Sometimes, people aren't what they seem.
嗨 额 我能和凯茜谈谈吗 Hi, uh, can I talk to Cassie?
你还敢来这里 You've got a lot of nerve showing your face here.
-佩普 -她没空 - Pep-- - She's not available for--
佩普 Pep!
没事 It's okay.
很明白 她有空 真是惊讶到我了 Apparently, she is available, which is surprising to me,
但不如我告诉你把 but let me tell you something, pal,
你对精灵一点也不了解 you don't know nothing about elves!
走吧 Just come on.
这像我吗 Does this even look like me?
我是说... I mean...
哪里像 At all?
你现在是网红了 So you're Internet famous.
这很好笑吗 开玩笑 你为什么要这么做 Is this funny to you? Some kind of joke? Why would you do this?
我来这儿就是怕你觉得 Okay, that's why I came over,
这事跟我有关 I was afraid you might think I had something to do with this.
-你的意思是不是你干的吗 -我闲着无聊 - Are you saying that you didn't? - I sat around
做圣诞表情包吗 making memos? How much free time
-你觉得我有这个闲工夫吗 -很显然 你会千方百计挤出时间 - do you think I have? - Well, apparently, when it comes to hurting me,
来伤害我 you make the time.
我推心置腹地告诉你我的家庭情况 I mean, I told you about my family in confidence.
-你的家庭 -对啊 - Your family? - Yeah.
除了你没人知道我是从哪儿来的 Nobody knows who I am or where I'm from.
除了你我没告诉任何人 I haven't told anyone except for you.
圣诞老人啥的 好吧 我告诉了一个老人 The Santa thing? Okay, I only told one person about that.
你为什么要跟别人讲 Why did you tell anyone?
-你没事吧 -嗯 我马上回来 - You okay? - Yeah, I'll be in in a minute.
-她没事 -你就是这么对她的吗 - She's fine. - This is how you treat her?
-在她为了那些事之后 -凯茜... - After what she's done for you? - Cassie...
-求你了 -山姆 我不想再和你做朋友了 - Please. - Sam, I don't want to be friends with you anymore.
好吗 Okay?
嘿 会没事的 Hey, it's going to be okay.
这一切都会烟消云散的 All this will blow over.
♪笑一笑 说出我的名字♪ ¶ Crack a smile And say my name ¶
♪我迫不及待想要听到你的声音♪ ¶ I can't wait To hear your voice again ¶
圣诞节 还有21天
我知道你说不要装饰 但是... I know you said no decorations, but...
♪我会继续...♪ ¶ Well, I'll go ahead... ¶
不 很漂亮 我喜欢 No, it's pretty. I like it.
♪但你不能说你没预见这一切♪ ¶ But you can't say you Didn't see this coming ¶
♪我知道这很疯狂 但没什么稀奇的♪ ¶ Well, I know I might be crazy, but it's nothing new ¶
♪醉心于你♪ ¶ Wrapped up in you ¶
♪爱上你♪ ¶ Wrapped up in you ¶
给你带了一杯热巧克力 Brought you a hot chocolate.
还有棉花糖 And marshmallows.
没有棉花糖的热巧克力算什么热巧克力 What's hot chocolate without marshmallows?
你想干嘛 山姆 What do you want, Sam?
只想谈谈 Just to talk.
太迟了 It's too late for that.
为什么太迟了 Why, why, why is it too late?
现在不是宽恕季什么的吗 It's, like, the season of forgiveness or something.
你在整个学校面前羞辱我 You humiliated me in front of the whole school.
我只想过平凡大学生活 而你却把它给毁了 I just wanted to be normal and you ruined that for me.
别这么说 Don't say that.
别来烦我 山姆 Just leave me alone, Sam.
好吧 好吧 我以后不会烦你了 Okay, okay, fine, fine, I'm going to leave you alone,
我只需要两分钟 两分钟 but I need two minutes, okay, two minutes.
一分钟 You've got one.
好吧 我发誓 Okay. Um, I swear,
网上那些东西不是我发的 I swear I didn't put that stuff on the Internet,
但我或许知道是谁干的 okay, but I think I know who might have.
我要说的事情 也许会听起来很让人生气 Look, what I'm about to say, it sounds awful, it is awful.
有一个老头 There was this old guy,
他说他是替你爸爸办事的 and he said he worked for your father.
-我爸爸 -嗯 - My father? - Yeah,
他说你爸爸护女心切 he said your dad's really protective,
想雇我照看你 and that he wanted to pay me to keep an eye on you,
我只需要向他汇报你的情况 and I would report to him.
你拿钱监视我 You were paid to spy on me?
从你嘴里说出来更难听了 It sounds worse when you say it like that.
好吧 你希望我怎么反应 Well, how did you expect me to react to this?
额 你可以说“山姆 你真是个傻子” Ah, you'd just say, "Sam, you're an idiot,
“但我原谅你 我们一起去冬季舞会吧” but I forgive you, and let's go to Winter Formal together."
-什么 -我们可以盛装打扮 以朋友身份去 没事的 - What? - We can dress up and go just as friends, that's fine.
不行 我要和JR一起去舞会 No, no, no, no, no, I'm going to the formal with JR.
他吗 Oh, him?
不行 Oh, come on.
不能和他一起去 凯茜 他不适合你 Not him, Cassie, that's not the guy for you.
他又假又无聊 He's, he's fake and he's boring.
-你不了解他 -我了解你 - You don't know him! - I know you!
你的时间到了 山姆 Your minute's up, Sam.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 Hey.
你全听到了吗 You heard all that?
足够听出他是真的喜欢你 Enough to know he really likes you.
我要去准备了 I got to get ready.
JR要来接我了 JR's coming to pick me up.
我们需要谈谈 We need to talk!
好吧 Uh, okay,
凯茜的妹妹 Cassie's sister.
精灵 我是她的精灵 由圣诞老人亲自指派 Elf, I'm her elf, personally assigned by Santa himself.
恭喜你啊 Congratulations.
我知道你们俩讨厌我 Look, I get that you girls hate me,
但是这也太过了 but this whole thing has been blown so out of proportion.
凯茜开了一些关于圣诞老人的玩笑 Cassie made some jokes about Santa,
我不觉得她相信他们是真的 I didn't think she believed they were true.
我从没觉得她是疯子 I never thought she was crazy,
但是可以确定的是 我一点也不想让她出丑 and I certainly didn't want to embarrass her.
我相信你 I believe you.
-真的吗 -是的 但我也超级天真 - You do? - Sure, but I'm also super naive.
我想问你一些问题 I wanted to ask you some questions
关于你口中的那个神秘的老头 about that mysterious man you were talking to.
他是不是长着一副锥子脸 Did he have a pointy face?
锥子脸 嗯 Pointy face? Yeah.
-可怕的蓝眼睛 -嗯 - Creepy blue eyes? - Yeah.
他靠近你时你会打寒颤吗 Did you get the shivers when you were near him?
-寒颤 -发抖 你冷吗 - Shivers? - Shivers, man, were you cold?
对 对 我会觉得冷 Yeah, yeah, I was cold.
就知道 I knew it.
杰克·弗罗斯特在这个学校 Jack Frost is on campus!
杰克·弗罗斯特是虚构的 Jack Frost is a fictional character.
你该觉醒了 兄弟 You've got to open your mind, man,
他是真的 圣诞老人是真的 我也是真的 he's real, Santa's real, I'm freaking real!
现在我们说正题 Now let's get to what actually matters,
你对凯茜什么感觉 how do you feel about Cassie?
我什么感觉已经不重要了 她恨我 It doesn't matter how I feel, she hates me.
不 她不恨 山姆 No, she doesn't, Sam,
我可以从她的看你的神情中看出来 I can tell when she looks at you.
听着 我虽然只是个头脑简单的精灵 Look, I'm a simple elf,
我做玩具 吃糖果 喜欢欢乐 I make my toys, I eat my candy, I love to frolic--
欢乐 Frolic?
精灵欢乐 Elves frolic!
但我知道 你得跟着你的心走 But I know this, you have to follow your heart,
如果你像我想的那样喜欢她的话 and if you like her the way I think you do,
那你得告诉她 then you have to tell her.
真是醍醐灌顶 That was inspiring.
你说得对 You're right.
你可以确信我是对的 You bet your buttons I'm right!
我们现在去舞会吧 Now let's get to that dance!
♪亲爱的圣诞老爷爷♪ ¶ What can dear old Santa Claus ¶
♪可以帮拥有一切的人做什么♪ ¶ Do to a fella Who has everything ¶
可以跳支舞吗 May I have this dance?
♪我有一个完美的方案♪ ¶ I got a perfect remedy ¶
♪我是你的圣诞礼物♪ ¶ You get me for Christmas ¶
♪我知道人们会觉得温暖♪ ¶ I know that man Will be warmed ¶
♪但当他们拆完了那些玩具♪ ¶ But when he's finished With them toys ¶
♪我仍会待在那棵树下♪ ¶ I'll still be Underneath the tree ¶
♪因为我是你的圣诞礼物♪ ¶ When you get me For Christmas ¶
♪我会给你圣诞袜 围巾和毛衣♪ ¶ Well, I'll send you socks, And scarves, and sweaters ¶
♪雪纷飞♪ ¶ Like it's snowing up a storm ¶
♪但我有这些...♪ ¶ But I've got something... ¶
他们绝对是练过的 They totally worked on that.
♪可以让你不再寒冷♪ ¶ That'll keep you warm ¶
♪如果我的圣诞愿望能够成真♪ ¶ But if my Christmas wish comes true ¶
♪我只想要你♪ ¶ And all I'm wishing For is you ¶
♪那我会无比开心♪ ¶ How very merry I will be ¶
♪如果你是我的圣诞礼物♪ ¶ If you get me for Christmas ¶
谢谢 Thank you.
我从没和别人这样跳过舞 I've never danced with anyone like that.
谢谢 Thank you.
哇哦 你跳舞真不错 Wow, you're a really great dancer.
我一直都在上课 Well, I have been taking classes all my life,
跳舞 钢琴 法语 dance, piano, French.
这是我爸爸坚决要求的 Au Francais, my father insisted on it.
那你爸爸一定很自豪 Well, your dad must be really proud.
没有 但他有一天会以我为豪的 Not really. But he will be.
凯茜 我要告诉你一件事 Cassie, there's something I need to tell you.
岔气了 Side stitch!
-什么 你没事吧 -你先去 别管我 - What? You okay? - Go on without me!
去追回她 山姆 Go get her, Sam!
天 我不行了 God, I'm out of shape.
我有一些事瞒着你 I haven't been completely honest with you.
什么意思 What do you mean?
我的名字JR 其实是个小名 Well, my name, for one, JR, it's, well, it's a nickname.
你为什么要谎报你的名字 Why would you lie about your name?
因为我真实名字是小杰克·弗罗斯特 Because my real name's Jack Frost Jr.
等等 你就是那个我要嫁的人吗 Wait, hold on, you're who I'm supposed to marry?
我想见见你 看我喜不喜欢你 I wanted to meet you, you know, see if I liked you,
看你喜不喜欢我 see if you liked me.
好吧 我知道这一下信息量有点大 Look, okay, I know this is a lot to drop on you,
但我们的家庭需要我们 but our families need us,
和你相处过去三个月 and getting to know you these past few months...
让我确信你就是那个 it's made me certain that you're the woman
我想共度余生的女人 who I want to spend the rest of my life with.
哇哦 Oh, wow.
什么情况 What's happening here?
好吧 你在求婚 Oh, okay, you're doing the thing.
这是真的 This is happening.
在所有人面前 在舞会上 Right now, in front of everyone, at the dance?
凯茜·克劳斯 你愿意嫁给我吗 Cassie Claus, will you marry me?
哇哦 哇哦 哇哦 什么 什么情况 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what's, what's happening?
你有事吗 Do you mind?
我们现在正在办大事呢 We're kind of having a moment here.
凯茜 那个给山姆钱的... Cassie, the man who was paying Sam...
等我喘口气 I'm winded.
给山姆钱让他监视你的 是杰克·弗罗斯特 The man who was paying Sam is Jack Frost.
-你爸爸在你这儿 -他爸爸 - Your father was here? - His father?
剧情反转啊 Plot twist.
-你就是那个未婚夫 -就是我 - You're the guy? - I'm the guy
马上就会成为凯茜的丈夫 that'll be Cassie's husband.
如果她愿意 If she'll have me.
你一直都在幕后策划这件事 你陷害我 You've been behind this whole thing, man, you set me up.
滚开 兄弟 Back off, man.
我才不滚 I'm not going to back off.
凯茜 你配得上更好的 Cassie, you deserve something better
而不是只是一个穿着漂亮西装的发型模特 than a walking haircut in a nice suit.
真幽默 Funny.
-我们走吧 -不 不 - Let's get out of here. - No, no, no, no.
你打我 You kicked me?
你说呢 I don't know.
打架 Fight!
你逗我呢吗 Are you kidding me?
住手 Stop.
想尝尝我的拳头吗 啊 You want some, huh?
行了 Alright.
记得@我 Tag me in that.
吃我一拳 Take that.
住手 Stop it!
我那些表情包是你爸爸发的吗 Did your father post that stuff about me?
不是 No.
我也不知道 我跟那事儿一点关系也没有 I mean, I don't know, I had nothing to do with it.
不过听起来的确是他干得出来的 But that does sound like something he's capable of.
山姆 抱歉我错怪了你 Sam, I'm so sorry I blamed you.
不过现在也没关系了 我那么努力融入大家 It doesn't matter now, I mean, I tried to fit in,
但我不属于这里 but I don't belong here.
什么 What?
我爸爸需要我 My father needs me.
那你内心的想法呢 What about what you need?
不重要了吗 Isn't that more important?
不重要 No, it's not.
JR JR,
求婚吧 ask me.
凯茜·克劳斯... Cassie Claus...
你愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
愿意 Yes.
你怎么样 How you doing?
噢 过来 Oh, come here.
我来帮你系蝴蝶结 太歪了 Let me fix that bow tie, it's just so crooked.
不知道为什么非要选今天举办婚礼 I don't know why we have to do this today,
本来就是年度最忙的一天了 it's the busiest day of the year.
因为这是杰克·弗罗斯特的合同里写的 Well, that's what the Jack Frost contract said.
-恩 -好了 很好看 - Mm. - There, very dapper.
你看上去真美 You look beautiful.
你怎么不笑 Where's that smile?
你知道吗 你还小的时候 You know, when you were a little girl,
你会每天早上跑下楼梯 you used to come running down the steps every morning
脸上笑开了花 with this huge smile on your face.
我已经很就没看过那个笑容了 I haven't seen that smile in a long time.
我已经不再是小女孩了 所以... I'm not a little girl anymore, so...
你知道这场婚礼多么重要 You know how important this marriage is.
它会加强我们的能力 让我们的工作得以继续 It will cement our ability to continue our work.
我知道 I know.
也许你在想着那个年轻小伙子吧 And you may be thinking of that other young man,
你的朋友山姆 your friend Sam?
他真的很不错 爸爸 He's a really nice boy, Dad.
我觉得你会很喜欢他的 I think you would've really liked him.
不过现在这都不重要了 我永远也不会再见到他了 It doesn't matter now, 'cause I'm never going to see him again,
只有这样了 and that's just the way it is.
对不起 我只是... I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just...
稍等一会儿好吗 Can you just give me a minute?
我马上好 我会... 我只是... I'll be okay, I will, I just,
我只是想一个人静静 好吗 I just need to be alone for a minute, okay?
嗯 Yeah.
-大学生活怎样 -他们好吗 - What was it like? - Were they nice?
他们一定很淘气 I bet they were naughty.
那儿有很多淘气的人 是不是啊 佩普 There are lots of naughty ones, aren't there, Pep?
人类没有那么糟 他们只会担心愚蠢的事情 Real people aren't so bad. They worry about silly things,
他们吃的糖也不够多 and they don't eat enough sugar,
他们也有不足的地方 and they definitely could be nicer,
但他们尝试着改变了 but they try.
我觉得这很难 I think it's harder there.
当然 我在那儿非常受欢迎 Of course, I was really popular.
男孩们都对我投怀送抱 The boys just threw themselves at me.
波普 我回来之前这儿交给你管 Pop, you're in charge til I get back.
-噢 但是先生 婚礼怎么办 -我会在那之前回来 - Oh, but, sir, the wedding? - Oh, I'll be back before then.
就靠你了 普普 I'm counting on you, Plip.
我的走了 身上的担子太重 I've got to go, I've got a lot of responsibilities
现在我要去真实世界冒险了 now that I have real-world experience.
她太棒了 She is so cool.
山姆 对吧 Sam, right?
您是 额 谁 You're, uh, who?
卡珊德拉的爸爸 Cassandra's father.
-圣诞老人 -我觉得我们还没熟到可以直接叫我大名 你说呢 - Santa? - I don't think we're on a first-name basis yet, do you?
额 没 没 Yeah, no, no.
克劳斯先生 Uh, Mr. Claus.
有什么事吗 What's up?
我的女儿 似乎非常喜欢你 My daughter, she seems to be quite fond of you.
但我很确定她要嫁给另一个人了 Well, I'm pretty sure she's marrying someone else.
你觉得我不知道吗 Don't you think I know that?
不 不 不 你知道 Yeah, no, no, no, you probably do.
所以我才来到这里 That's why I'm here.
她嫁给他只是奉我的命令 She's only marrying him because I asked her to,
但我开始觉得 也许... but I'm starting to think that maybe, possibly,
也许我做错了 it's conceivable I may have made a mistake.
你是在问我吗 Is that a question?
我已经查过你了 山姆 I've checked you out, Sam,
你每年都在乖孩子名单上 you've been on the nice list every single year.
你知道吗 在这个年级这个时代蛮罕见的 You know, that's quite impressive in this day and age.
你觉得我女儿怎么样 What do you think of my daughter?
我觉得她是我... I think she's the...
见过的 weirdest
最奇怪 最有趣 最漂亮的女孩 most fun, smart, beautiful girl I've ever met.
走吧 Come on.
我们去兜个风 Let's take a ride.
叫我圣诞老人就好 Call me Santa.
好的 Okay,
圣诞老人 Santa.
借过 Excuse me.
借过 Pardon me.
让开 Move!
谢谢 Thank you.
什么事搞迟了 What's the delay?
好事多磨 就是这样 All the best weddings start late, it's a thing.
为什么是你这个精灵跟我说话 And why am I talking to an elf?
克劳斯呢 Where's Claus?
跟你说话的精灵今天刚好负责管事 The elf you're talking to happens to be in charge,
圣诞老人很忙 and Mr. Claus is busy,
他一有空 我就让他去找你 and as soon as he's not, I'll send him your way.
失陪 Excuse me.
我们得开始了 弗罗斯特都开始生气了 We have to pull the trigger on this, Frost is getting anxy.
我爸爸呢 他去哪儿了 Where is my dad? I mean, where could he have gone?
佩普 我爸爸呢 Pep, where is my dad?
时辰到了 It's time.
额 敲门不行吗 Um, knock-knock.
你的合同上明确写着 Now, our contract clearly states
婚礼必须在 that the wedding must take place
日落之前的圣诞节前夜举行 on Christmas Eve before sunset.
弗罗斯特先生 我爸爸还没回来... Mr. Frost, my dad isn't here yet--
倘若婚礼不立即开始 If the wedding doesn't begin immediately,
将记做克劳斯家族单方面破坏合约 the Claus family will be in breach of contract,
所有的克理高公司的资产将属于弗罗斯特公司 and all of Kringle Industry will revert to Frost and Son.
玩具 分发系统 荣誉将归我所有 The toys, the distribution, the glory will be mine.
你自己选吧 Make your choice.
聪明的女孩 Smart girl.
好吧... Well...
我去让他们开始演奏“婚礼进行曲” I'll have them start the "Wedding March".
我不喜欢他 I do not like him.
我已经准备好为家庭做任何事了 I'm ready to do what I have to for my family.
佩普... Pep...
我很高兴你在这里 I'm really glad you're here.
-哇哦 -你想的是驯鹿 对吧 - Wow. - Expected reindeer, right?
大家都这么想 但它们太慢了 Everybody does, but they're inefficient,
而且臭气熏天 and they smell to high heaven.
但我今晚得用上它们 流程规定的 But I got to use 'em, tonight, part of the gig.
凯茜说你是学法律的 So Cassie says that you're, um, studying law,
-在车上看看这个 -这是什么 - read this on the drive. - What am I looking for?
漏洞 我要结束这一些 帮我找出来 Loopholes, I want a way out, find it.
我们要去哪儿 Where are we going?
当然是北极啦 North Pole, of course.
等等 开车可去不了北极 Whoa, hold on, you can't drive to the North Pole.
不 是你不能 No, you can't.
这家伙引擎爱底下可有650只驯鹿 This baby here's got 650 reindeer under the hood,
可以飞的麋鹿 flying reindeer.
-上车 -我需要拿件外套吗 - Come on. - Do I need a jacket?
不需要 我会把车顶盖上的 No, I'll put the top up.
你真美 You look nice.
谢谢 Thank you.
女士们 先生们 精灵们 仙子们 Ladies, gentlemen, elves, fairies,
还有最棒的 矮妖们 and the best of you, the leprechauns,
我们今日欢聚在此 we are gathered here today
见证两位新人 to bring together these two young people
喜结连理 in the bonds of matrimony.
嘿 你还好吗 Hey, are you okay?
-我有点害怕 -在魔法世界里 - I'm kind of freaking out. - In the world of magic,
这两家人有着非常特殊的地位 these two families hold a very special place,
今天 他们将随着两位的联姻永远地结合在一起 and today, they will be forever joined by this lad and lassie,
他们深爱着对方 who love each other so deeply.
如果有人有任何理由 If anyone here has any reason
觉得这两位新人不该结婚 why these two should not be wed--
-我们不同意 -哈 - We don't. - Huh?
-不好意思 小姐 -什么 - I'm sorry, lass? - What?
-你刚说不同意 -不 我没说 - You said we don't. - No, I didn't.
-你说了 -对啊 你说了 - You did, actually. - Aye, you did.
哦 额 Oh, um,
我想也许是因为... I guess that's because...
我们根本就不爱对方 We don't actually love each other.
好吧 这是个问题 Well, that's a problem.
没错 就是 You're right, it is.
对不起 大家 对不起 And I'm sorry, everyone, I'm so sorry,
我要取消这场婚礼 I'm calling this whole wedding thing off.
你不能这么做 You can't do that!
不 我可以 Yes, I can!
我可以吗 I can, can't I?
可以 Aye.
很好 Cool, okay.
赶紧停下 Stop everything!
凯茜已经叫停了 Cassie already did.
啊 这才是我的女儿 Ah, that's my girl.
山姆 Sam?
你怎么在这儿 What are you doing here?
我飞过来的 在一辆车里 I flew here, in a car.
他们是谁 Who's that?
精灵 这矮妖个头可真大 Those are elves. That's a big leprechaun.
山姆 专注 Sam, focus.
你爸爸带我来的 他非常吓人 Your dad brought me. He's very intimidating.
我告诉他你在整个大学面前拒绝了我 I told him you rejected me in front of the whole university,
但他好像觉得你想见我 but he seemed to think you'd want to see me.
你美呆了 顺便提一句 You look great, by the way.
哦 谢谢 你也是 Aw, thank you, you too.
这件旧衣服 这是我唯一的圣诞装扮了 This old thing? This is my alone on Christmas Eve outfit.
不如这样 我们别闲聊了 Aw. You know what, let's cut to the chase,
人们都盯着我们在 'cause people are staring.
-有道理 -额 我觉得我爱上你了 -Makes sense. - Yeah, um, I think I'm in love with you.
哇哦 我刚就那么直接说出来了 Wow, okay, I just came right out with that.
-是的 -现在这里情况很复杂 - Sure did. - You know what, there's a lot going on right now,
我不是真的想嫁给JR I don't really want to marry JR,
我也不想嫁给你 我太年轻了 and I don't want to marry you either, I'm too young,
我只想先完成学业 看看世界 I just want to finish school and see the world.
-我真该跟我爸爸谈谈 -他在那边 - I should really talk to my dad. - He's over there.
噢 好的 Uh-huh, okay.
-凯茜 -恩 - Cassie. - Mm-hmm?
我也喜欢你 I'm in love with you too.
我很确定这没我什么事了 I'm pretty sure I'm in the clear on this thing.
是的 Aye.
克劳斯 小子你放开嘴 Claus, get that boy's mouth off of her!
我得走了 I'm just going to go.
噢 好的 去做你要做的事吧 Oh, yeah, do your thing.
爸爸 对不起 对不起我毁了婚礼 Dad, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry about the wedding,
我说我会履行承诺的 但是后来... I said I was going to do the thing, and then--
你很顽固 就跟你妈一样 You're headstrong, just like your mother,
我为你骄傲 I'm so proud of you.
不 不 不 我们合同说好了的 No, no, no, we have a contract.
你毁约了 跟我律师说去吧 Which you broke, talk to my lawyer.
对 就是我 对 Oh, yeah, no, that's me, okay.
额 这是你的合同 额... Uh, this is your contract, uh...
第一章 条款B 第九段 Section one, article B, paragraph nine,
“任意一方都不得都不得做出虚假声明” "Should either party make a statement they know to be false
“或者有任何误导” or otherwise act in such a way to mislead,
“欺骗或诋毁另一方的行为” deceive, or defame the other party,"
比如 监视她六个月 you know, like spying on her the last six months
或者在学校散播她的谣言 or spreading rumors about her at school,
“否则这一协议将视作无效” "then this contract shall be rendered null and void."
-这和我没有... -婚约取消了 - That has nothing to do with-- - The marriage is off.
刚开始就是个错误 It was a mistake to begin with.
没有我们你们是活不下去的 You won't survive without us.
善意 慈善 这些都是过去式了 Goodness, charity, those are things of the past.
欢乐的圣诞需要人赞助 Christmas cheer needs a patron.
从数据上来讲 你是对的 You know, the numbers, they say that you're right,
但马上 我就要爬上 but in a few moments, I'm going to
古老的雪橇 climb into an old-fashioned sleigh,
给孩子们分发礼物 and I'm going to deliver presents to lots and lots of children,
而这无关利润 只关于给予 and that's not about profit, that's about giving.
起初我太执着与拯救我的公司 I was so intent on saving our business,
让我忘记了 我做生意到底是为了谁 I forgot what our business was really about.
你妈妈是我人生中遇到的最美好的事 Your mother was the best thing that ever happened to me.
我很幸运我们的父母答应让我们在一起 I was so lucky that our parents promised us to each other.
但那是我的人生 不是你的 But that was our life, not yours.
我只想让你开心 凯茜 I just want you to be happy, Cassie.
你个傻子 克劳斯 You're a fool, Claus.
儿子 我们走 Son, we're leaving!
嘿 我很抱歉 Hey, I'm really sorry about this.
你逗我吗 Are you kidding?
我也没准备好结婚 No way am I ready for marriage.
祝山姆好运 And good luck with Sam.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
惹到弗罗斯特家的人 你会后悔的 You, you will rue the day you crossed the Frost family.
-克劳斯 我知道是你干的 -真是浪费蛋糕 - Claus! I know you did this! - What a waste of cake.
-你可以的 -不 帮我弄裙子 -No, you got it. - No, help me with the skirt part,
我觉得 噢 I think it's-- Oh!
这就是那个笑脸 There's that smile.
想吃饼干吗 新鲜出炉的 Want a cookie? Fresh from the oven.
不 不吃 我减肥 Oh, no, I'm on a low-carb diet.
不 别傻了 Oh, no, don't be silly.
你完全可以在胖个几磅 You could stand to put on a few pounds.
噢 那我吃一块 Oh, I'll take a cookie.
嗯 真好吃 Mm, that is-- these are very good.
我叫圣诞 I'm Santa.
我知道 I know.
-所以 你见过我爸了 -一大步 - So, you met my Dad. - Big step.
巨大的一步 Huge.
我们不急着结婚什么的 We're not rushing to the altar or anything like that,
但 你愿意做我女朋友吗 but, uh, do you maybe want to be my girlfriend?
愿意 Yeah.
-愿意 -愿意 - Yeah? - Yeah.
-很好 -很好 - Cool - Cool.
所以 你到底要不要亲我 So, are you going to kiss me or what?
嗯 Yeah.
咳咳 Ahem.
亲够了 That's enough of that.
山姆 你想在这儿过几天吗 Sam, how would you like to spend a few days here?
-可以吗 -看你 - I mean, is that all right? - It's up to you.
没人应该孤单度过圣诞 I mean, no one should be alone at Christmas.
我亲爱的女儿 Where's my girl?
噢 Aw.
别把饼干都吃完了 Oh, and don't eat all the cookies!
我还得合这身衣裳呢 是吧 I got to fill out the suit, huh?
圣诞走了 Santa out.
好吧 你家人都好怪 All right, your family is so weird.
啊 这世界不就是缺怪人吗 Ah, there's a shortage of weird in the world.
吼 吼 吼 圣诞快乐 Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!